Dear God. 9/14

Al-Qaeda, communists and now those Afghani's again (are they also communists...? They must be, or we wouldn't be killing them. It's hard to remember who we are supposed to kill all the time). I thought we won that Afghani one, though, oh well. I'll ask Dickie, maybe he can also help me with my math assignment... I am sending 8000 troops home and now I need to send some to Afghani-land... Ow, it's hard. Oh, that's right, Dickie organized a trip to Texas, that'll be fun!