Dear God 9/15

Dear God. Please let me know what's up with Karl. Did he become a Democrat or something? Or even worse, a commie? Maybe he got a lot of money from Rock Bama, hmm, maybe I can get a piece. I'll give Karl a call when in Texas. Ok, how did it go again? Let's practice some more: Dear fellow Texans, me being one of yours knows the pain you must be feeling by the destruction you see around you caused by Hurricane Katrina- darn! Here I go again, Ike it is, Ike! Ike-Ike-Ike-IKE, you goofball. Oh, God, please help me get the hurricane right tomorrow.