Dear Diary 09/12

Darn it! Why does this stuff always leak out? Of course I ordered those commando's to smoke out those Al-Qaeda Paki's. And if I didn't, good ole Dickie must have. And double darn! I order the retreat of 8000 troops and they still give me crap that it ain't enough... I am going to hit the sack and maybe do some talking to my old buddy up in the sky, see what he has to say about all of this or... Maybe sneak up on Laura, she seemed in a giddy mood after those two glasses of bubbly...