Dubya's Diary, Dear God 10/12

Hi, I wasn't sure if it was wise to let North Korea of the list. Dickie says it was a good thing to do. But then he was reading "Das Kapital" the other day. And he wants the government to regulate things more and more. Maybe I should have him tapped. I think we can wire tap anyone these days, if I understand well. Ok, gotta watch this new movie about me, what's it called again? Some letter of the alphabet, I forget which one. I'll have some popcorn brought up to me in the oval office...

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 10/09

Oh, God! Thanks for the tip. I am signing stuff to get out of here as quick as I can. Let them deal with this mess, you're right. Heck, I should have impeached myself. Oh well, hindsight is looking at Sarah Palin's ass... Oops, I mean hindsight is... darn! How much again? Oh well, a lot... in any case. Gotta see what Dickie is up to, he was asking if he could borrow some money from me. Sure, why not? I know he will pay me back.

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 10/03

Lord, I don't know what to do anymore. How to get some positive attention? Who has been getting a lot of attention lately? Heck yeah, that Palin woman. Maybe I can be more like a hockey mom. How do you do that? Gotta ask Dickie about that. But she forgets things too, like the doctrine that was named after me. I was mad about that, but she forgets other things too, so I am not taking it personal. Like what kind of magazines she has read. Oh well, anyways, I am glad she is taking a peek at the ocean every once in a while, those Russians are getting cocky lately.

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 10/02

Darn it! Writing all these thank you cards for all those senators. It is that Dickie says it is really important. Heck, I hope the bill fails tomorrow or Dickie will have me write thank you notes to all these conrgessmen (oh and congresswomen, I keep forgetting... Is it congressfighter, like firefighter, if you don't want to mention what kind of sex they have... mff, it doesn't sound right. I will try it on Dickie and see how he responds).

Dear God. 9/14

Al-Qaeda, communists and now those Afghani's again (are they also communists...? They must be, or we wouldn't be killing them. It's hard to remember who we are supposed to kill all the time). I thought we won that Afghani one, though, oh well. I'll ask Dickie, maybe he can also help me with my math assignment... I am sending 8000 troops home and now I need to send some to Afghani-land... Ow, it's hard. Oh, that's right, Dickie organized a trip to Texas, that'll be fun!