Dubya's Diary, Dear God 10/12

Hi, I wasn't sure if it was wise to let North Korea of the list. Dickie says it was a good thing to do. But then he was reading "Das Kapital" the other day. And he wants the government to regulate things more and more. Maybe I should have him tapped. I think we can wire tap anyone these days, if I understand well. Ok, gotta watch this new movie about me, what's it called again? Some letter of the alphabet, I forget which one. I'll have some popcorn brought up to me in the oval office...

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 10/09

Oh, God! Thanks for the tip. I am signing stuff to get out of here as quick as I can. Let them deal with this mess, you're right. Heck, I should have impeached myself. Oh well, hindsight is looking at Sarah Palin's ass... Oops, I mean hindsight is... darn! How much again? Oh well, a lot... in any case. Gotta see what Dickie is up to, he was asking if he could borrow some money from me. Sure, why not? I know he will pay me back.

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 10/03

Lord, I don't know what to do anymore. How to get some positive attention? Who has been getting a lot of attention lately? Heck yeah, that Palin woman. Maybe I can be more like a hockey mom. How do you do that? Gotta ask Dickie about that. But she forgets things too, like the doctrine that was named after me. I was mad about that, but she forgets other things too, so I am not taking it personal. Like what kind of magazines she has read. Oh well, anyways, I am glad she is taking a peek at the ocean every once in a while, those Russians are getting cocky lately.

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 10/02

Darn it! Writing all these thank you cards for all those senators. It is that Dickie says it is really important. Heck, I hope the bill fails tomorrow or Dickie will have me write thank you notes to all these conrgessmen (oh and congresswomen, I keep forgetting... Is it congressfighter, like firefighter, if you don't want to mention what kind of sex they have... mff, it doesn't sound right. I will try it on Dickie and see how he responds).

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 9/30

Dear God,

Why did they destroy my bill? And by my own guys. I feel like Cesar being brutalized... Heck, I come up with this socialist-commie plan to save capitalism, sounds non-partisan to me and my own friends stab me in the back? Where are the morals, the values, how could you let this happen? Hey, is this one of those were you are testing me... Cause I was never good at tests, you know...

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 9/28

Maybe if I will tell people it will be less than 700 billion they will accept it. I should maybe not tell them how much. Less always sounds good to people. In the meanwhile I sneaked this defense bill in. God, nobody payed attention, brilliant timing, even if I do say myself. Now it is time to watch that Katie Couric interview with Sarah Palin, I am sure our barracuda did fine.

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 9/16

Dear God, you held to your word that you could be more wicked than I am. When I falsified the information for weapons of mass destruction in the hands of Saddam and made us go to war, I didn't think you could outdo me. But you have done it, my old friend. First you let the deficit grow to unprecedented highs. Then you let everybody buy houses with impossible loans and the housing market crashes. Then you make the FED (the tax payers) bail out the companies that went under because of them being too greedy trading in these impossible loans. So the people end up losing their houses and they will end up having to pay for the greedy people that made them lose their houses. You is bad-ass, my friend. Oh, and thanks for tipping me about Lehman Brothers, AIG, Merrill Lynch and Wamu... I sold my bunch last week.