Dubya's Diary - Dear God 10/02

Darn it! Writing all these thank you cards for all those senators. It is that Dickie says it is really important. Heck, I hope the bill fails tomorrow or Dickie will have me write thank you notes to all these conrgessmen (oh and congresswomen, I keep forgetting... Is it congressfighter, like firefighter, if you don't want to mention what kind of sex they have... mff, it doesn't sound right. I will try it on Dickie and see how he responds).

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 9/30

Dear God,

Why did they destroy my bill? And by my own guys. I feel like Cesar being brutalized... Heck, I come up with this socialist-commie plan to save capitalism, sounds non-partisan to me and my own friends stab me in the back? Where are the morals, the values, how could you let this happen? Hey, is this one of those were you are testing me... Cause I was never good at tests, you know...