Dubya's Diary - Dear God 10/09

Oh, God! Thanks for the tip. I am signing stuff to get out of here as quick as I can. Let them deal with this mess, you're right. Heck, I should have impeached myself. Oh well, hindsight is looking at Sarah Palin's ass... Oops, I mean hindsight is... darn! How much again? Oh well, a lot... in any case. Gotta see what Dickie is up to, he was asking if he could borrow some money from me. Sure, why not? I know he will pay me back.

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 10/03

Lord, I don't know what to do anymore. How to get some positive attention? Who has been getting a lot of attention lately? Heck yeah, that Palin woman. Maybe I can be more like a hockey mom. How do you do that? Gotta ask Dickie about that. But she forgets things too, like the doctrine that was named after me. I was mad about that, but she forgets other things too, so I am not taking it personal. Like what kind of magazines she has read. Oh well, anyways, I am glad she is taking a peek at the ocean every once in a while, those Russians are getting cocky lately.

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 9/28

Maybe if I will tell people it will be less than 700 billion they will accept it. I should maybe not tell them how much. Less always sounds good to people. In the meanwhile I sneaked this defense bill in. God, nobody payed attention, brilliant timing, even if I do say myself. Now it is time to watch that Katie Couric interview with Sarah Palin, I am sure our barracuda did fine.