Dubya's Diary - Dear God 9/28

Maybe if I will tell people it will be less than 700 billion they will accept it. I should maybe not tell them how much. Less always sounds good to people. In the meanwhile I sneaked this defense bill in. God, nobody payed attention, brilliant timing, even if I do say myself. Now it is time to watch that Katie Couric interview with Sarah Palin, I am sure our barracuda did fine.

Dear God 9/12

God Darnski, I thought we got rid of the commies some time ago. They keep coming back. Can't you make them go away...? I am listening... Oh well. Anyway if Morales sends our ambassador away, we'll send theirs back to their pitiful country. That'll teach them. And than this Chavez guy, we have got to watch him. I just found out it is HUGO Chavez and not César Chavez, turns out César has been dead for some time and was on the good side (although he reeked of communism somewhat). But than you know all this. Holy Smokes, are all these chicanos called Chavez? Are they just trying to confuse me? Anyway, I am getting my big fence to keep them out... Thanks for that, God.