Dubya's Diary, Dear God 10/12

Hi, I wasn't sure if it was wise to let North Korea of the list. Dickie says it was a good thing to do. But then he was reading "Das Kapital" the other day. And he wants the government to regulate things more and more. Maybe I should have him tapped. I think we can wire tap anyone these days, if I understand well. Ok, gotta watch this new movie about me, what's it called again? Some letter of the alphabet, I forget which one. I'll have some popcorn brought up to me in the oval office...

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 10/09

Oh, God! Thanks for the tip. I am signing stuff to get out of here as quick as I can. Let them deal with this mess, you're right. Heck, I should have impeached myself. Oh well, hindsight is looking at Sarah Palin's ass... Oops, I mean hindsight is... darn! How much again? Oh well, a lot... in any case. Gotta see what Dickie is up to, he was asking if he could borrow some money from me. Sure, why not? I know he will pay me back.

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 10/03

Lord, I don't know what to do anymore. How to get some positive attention? Who has been getting a lot of attention lately? Heck yeah, that Palin woman. Maybe I can be more like a hockey mom. How do you do that? Gotta ask Dickie about that. But she forgets things too, like the doctrine that was named after me. I was mad about that, but she forgets other things too, so I am not taking it personal. Like what kind of magazines she has read. Oh well, anyways, I am glad she is taking a peek at the ocean every once in a while, those Russians are getting cocky lately.

Dubya's Diary - Dear God 10/02

Darn it! Writing all these thank you cards for all those senators. It is that Dickie says it is really important. Heck, I hope the bill fails tomorrow or Dickie will have me write thank you notes to all these conrgessmen (oh and congresswomen, I keep forgetting... Is it congressfighter, like firefighter, if you don't want to mention what kind of sex they have... mff, it doesn't sound right. I will try it on Dickie and see how he responds).